Cop: Where is your bat cave?
Dave:I will never tell you, torture me if you want to
Cop: I have ways of getting people to talk
Dave: Yeah but I am a vampire and I am really strong
Cop: Well I am a cop,
Dave: What does that matter? what do you think of my hair?
Cop: I like it, it's nice and blond, how do you find the time to bleach it?
Dave: I am vampire I have all the time in the world
Cop: do you like my mustache?
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Did this happen while you were L.A.R.P.ing at the mall? :-)
Ohhhh man! *ICE BURN*
it wasn't the mall Pete, it was the International House of Pancakes. The mall L.A.R.P is next weekend.
which 80s movie had the best vampires:
The Lost Boys
Transylvania 6-5000
Fright Night
Once Bitten
fright night 1 and 2
but the best was Near Dark
best vamps = Near Dark
came out in 1987
Huh, I've seen a lot of trashy horror flicks, but I've never run across Near Dark. Guess it wasn't carried by any video stores I've frequented. I'll have to check it out.
I'll have to vote for Lost Boys.
But I'd like to take the opportunity to plug one of the trashiest movies ever made, aptly titled, "Street Trash". It's about a bootleg liquor that dissolves winos. On IMDB the comment line says, "Mere words can not explain this movie." Really this is a recommendation for Bob. Chad and Alex, this isn't really up your alley.
Oh! And "Humanoids from the Deep" is a good one, too.
One of my favorite bits of vampire media is Ultraviolet. It's like a super serious "cop" show about a covert government unit in the UK that just happens to hunt vampires. I'm sure that you can find in via your local torrent site...
I am handicapped in this vote because I haven't seen a few of the movies on the list, including "Vampire's Kiss".
Actually, I should also retract my statement about "Street Trash" being the sleaziest movie ever, as I am told by a few people who would know, that "Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S." is that by which all other sleaze is measured.
Dave, the time has come for you to learn basic HTML. Here's a link to the place I use as a reference for such things.
Not a big deal.
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