Thursday, August 21, 2008

Selections From H.P Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure As A Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter…

Caramel Chew

There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.

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