Tuesday, May 22, 2007

"We're running out of time!" *spoilers*

"JACK: WE'RE OUT OF TIME, THIS BOMB DETONATES IN 30 SECONDS!

TERRORIST: Mr. Bauer, how do you stay so dry under such intense pressure?

JACK: Read the label. (pause) READ THE LABEL!

TERRORIST: D... Degree for Men?? This can't be.. its odor and wetness protection are unparalleled!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

JACK: Chloe this is Jack, tell CTU I'm setting up a perimeter...

(Jack swipes degree under each arm)

JACK: ...around PERSPIRATION!"
...as penned by Quest For Glory II of Something Awful.

4 comments:

Chad-Roc said...

I have never seen an episode of 24, but everyone who swears by it claims the series took a serious dive into the depths of lame this season.

Kiefer will always be the vampire with the bad spikey hair from the Lost Boys. "You're eating maggots, Michael."

Mr. Alex said...

"You're eating maggots, Michael."

HA!

Don Jason said...

I tried to watch it once but it almost gave me an epileptic seizure.

Pete said...

Many statements become funnier when you append "...or the terrorists win!!!" to them.