Well, you could use it as a segway into a story about how your 2nd grade teacher forgot to tell you about the part when Ben Franklin and his palls all got really stoned and ate five whole cherry pies...
This will make me slightly happier in the mornings, when I see his giant, angular, angry phallus greeting me as I step out of my apartment and stroll towards work.
Then again, it may also fill me with an irrational fear that the 50 foot cock is going to spring out of the ground, fly four blocks, and jab out my eye for thinking something unamerican.
But I never think anything unamerican. Not since the CIA installed the mind-control probes.
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Well, you could use it as a segway into a story about how your 2nd grade teacher forgot to tell you about the part when Ben Franklin and his palls all got really stoned and ate five whole cherry pies...
In this statue, Washington has lashed his 30 dicks into a bundle, called a fascio, which serves as the root word for fascism.
ALL HAIL KING TORG!
This will make me slightly happier in the mornings, when I see his giant, angular, angry phallus greeting me as I step out of my apartment and stroll towards work.
Then again, it may also fill me with an irrational fear that the 50 foot cock is going to spring out of the ground, fly four blocks, and jab out my eye for thinking something unamerican.
But I never think anything unamerican. Not since the CIA installed the mind-control probes.
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